Girl Vietsub - 2 Broke

Rant & Review: The Hunt for a Good Vietsub for 2 Broke Girls (Is it even possible?)

I’ve been rewatching 2 Broke Girls (Những cô nàng hai số phận / Tập tồi tệ giàu có – tùy bản dịch) and honestly, I’m having a love-hate relationship with the Vietsub available out there. 2 broke girl vietsub

How would you translate "I'm not wearing any underwear" (Max's classic line) into Vietnamese without making it sound cheesy? "Tôi không mặc nội y" sounds too proper. "Tui để gió" feels too slangy. Help! Rant & Review: The Hunt for a Good