8liech-sc-ssd May 2026

Oh, and the device shows up in lspci as “8L Storage Controller (rev SC)” — but rev SC isn’t in any PCI SIG database.

I formatted the drive with zeroes overnight. Next morning? Partition was back. Same content. 8liech-sc-ssd

Blazing fast, cheap ($89 for 8TB??), but I’m pretty sure it’s running its own RTOS. Don’t store your private keys on it. Or do. Maybe it likes that. Want me to tailor this more toward a real product, parody, or a specific community (e.g., sysadmins, gamers, data hoarders)? Oh, and the device shows up in lspci

Support email bounces. The .onion site still loads though. cheap ($89 for 8TB??)