|link| — American Pie 6 Beta House

The opening chords of "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey Danger ripped through the humid Michigan air. For Dwight Stifler, it was less a song and more a spiritual awakening. He stood on the cracked asphalt of the University of Michigan’s satellite campus, staring at a dilapidated, bile-green Victorian house. A hand-painted sign above the door read: .

The crowd erupted. The Betas hoisted Dwight onto their shoulders. Outside, the rain stopped. A single beam of moonlight illuminated the “BETA HOUSE” sign. american pie 6 beta house

Julian, humiliated and covered in dairy, slunk away. ΣΙΕ, it turned out, had a strict “no public dairy incidents” clause in their charter. They were disbanded within the week. The opening chords of "Flagpole Sitta" by Harvey