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It wasn’t a good song. It was a clumsy, breathy, off-key rendition of a folk tune no one under fifty would recognize. But it was real . The sound was imperfect. It cracked. It squeaked. It was made of air and spit and a rusty metal reed.

And the best part? No one filmed it.

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