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College Stories: My Girlfriend: Is Too Naive!!!

My Girlfriend Is Too Naive!!!

Then yesterday, she left her dorm room unlocked all day because “someone might need to borrow a charger.” A stranger could’ve walked in, taken her stuff, and she’d probably leave a note saying “Hope you enjoy the snacks!” college stories: my girlfriend is too naive!!!

College is hard enough without dating someone who thinks the Nigerian prince email is a genuine scholarship opportunity. Send help. Or a helmet for her. My Girlfriend Is Too Naive

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“Babe, that’s a scam.” “But it says ‘congratulations’ and has a smiley face!” “So does my Venmo request for ‘emotional damages.’ Doesn’t mean it’s legit.” Or a helmet for her

So, my girlfriend is the sweetest person alive—genuinely kind, always sees the best in people, and believes the world is basically a Disney movie. At first, I thought it was adorable. Now? I’m low-key terrified for her.

My girlfriend is so naive she’d probably thank a scammer for the “life lesson.” Pray for me.

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