David Guetta Fail //free\\ «FULL»

The crowd cheers—not for the music, but because the embarrassment is finally over.

He presses the CUE button again. Nothing. He jiggles the USB stick—the same USB stick that had worked ten minutes ago during his "Titanium" singalong. david guetta fail

The Night the Decks Died: David Guetta’s 3 Minutes of Pure Horror The crowd cheers—not for the music, but because

Denial. He waves his arms, screaming "EVERYBODY FUCKING JUMP!" Nobody jumps. The silence is so loud that you can hear a girl in the front row sigh and check her Instagram DMs. The crowd cheers—not for the music

Finally, a tech runs on stage. He jams a new USB into Slot A. The kick drum hits.

Guetta falls to his knees. He kisses the stage floor.