"That was your sugar stash."
(still in pajamas, holding coffee) "…Did you sleep?"
"I built a staircase to the moon, Anna. A staircase. To the moon. And then I forgot why."
Would Arendelle survive? Probably. Would it be fun to watch? Absolutely.
"I think she found Anna’s old sugar stash."
What if Elsa woke up one morning, chugged three energy drinks, and decided restraint was for people who don’t have literal ice magic crackling through their veins? Elsa: (busts through the door, pupils dilated) "OLAF. I HAVE A VISION."
Disclaimer: This is a satirical, fictional piece. No Disney princesses were harmed (or given stimulants) in the making of this blog post. Let’s be real: We all know Elsa as the anxious, elegant, "conceal-don’t-feel" queen of Arendelle. She sings about letting it go while carefully choreographing her emotional awakening into a Broadway ballad.