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We can’t pay her.

We can’t pay anyone . That’s the charm. etvshow

ZORP (green, four‑armed, wearing a sequined blazer) adjusts a selfie stick. We can’t pay her

(forced smile) Welcome back to ETVSHOW ! I’m your host, Zorp the Zestful. Tonight: can humans digest glitter? etvshow

That’s… good?

(translated) I want my own spin‑off. Call it Nuts & Bolts .