Meg, from the corner where she was practicing being invisible, whispered, “I have an old iPod Classic.”
Peter stepped forward, heroically holding the iPod. “Don’t worry, everyone. I’ll fix this the only way I know how.” family guy season 05 m4b
Stewie marched down, dragging a dismantled Blu-ray player. “Hopeless. The entire digital age is a farce, Lois. One solar flare and humanity’s collective knowledge of ‘Ow, My Balls!’ is wiped from existence. We need physical media. Permanent. Un-erasable.” Meg, from the corner where she was practicing
Stewie adjusted his monocle. “It’s an audiobook format, you bovine. Which means… someone has converted the visual comedy of my infantile tantrums into an audio-only experience.” “Hopeless
Lois put her hand on Peter’s shoulder. “You saved us, Peter. In a stupid, loud, inexplicable way.”
Peter grinned. “I learned it from the M4B version of Season Five. In that timeline, ‘Road House’ fixes everything. Even cancer.”
Post-credits scene: Cleveland’s voice, coming from a broken Speak & Spell, says, “No, no, no, no… that’s not how you make chili at all.”
