The screen flickered. Instead of the theme song, a grainy clip of Brian wearing an eyepatch appeared. “Yarr,” Brian said flatly. “This be a pirate copy. If you’re watching this, Peter, you’ve already voided your warranty with the universe.”

Lois, mid-vacuum, paused. “Peter, that’s our show. Shouldn’t we wait for the official release? And what’s an ‘HDTVrip’?”

Peter Griffin slumped onto the couch, remote in one hand, a family-sized bag of Cheetos in the other. “Lois, it’s finally here. Family Guy Season 20. The HDTVrip leaked.”