S04e01 Bd5 |best| | Ghosts
“Agreed. Now kiss me.”
“Uh, I just read the manual. Page 42: ‘If BD5 detects a ghost within 3 feet, it will attempt to download the spirit into its solid-state memory.’ ” ghosts s04e01 bd5
“I feel… lightning in my bones!”
“Everyone, listen up! Jay just got this from an army surplus auction. It’s a BD5—a ‘Basement Detector Mark 5.’ Former military. It can supposedly detect residual spiritual energy within a 500-foot radius.” “Agreed
“I refuse to be ‘spooky ambiance.’ I am a gentleman. I will simply stand here and look disappointed.” Jay just got this from an army surplus auction
“For the retreat, we’ll hide it in the basement. Then guests use these cheap EMF readers to ‘find’ the signal. They think they’re tracking a ghost. Meanwhile, the ghosts—all of you—will do some light haunting. No blood, no screaming, just… spooky ambiance.”
“They’re not ghosts, Flower. They’re paying customers. Sam explained it. They bring little machines that go beep . Then they leave.”
