Laser Cat Codes !!exclusive!! (2024)

End Log. Note to self: Teach Muffin the difference between "Target Acquired" and "Red Dot on the Wall." That was a close one.

I don’t type a code. I just point to the laser pointer dot on his chest.

Toast just yawned. That’s a . It means: “I am bored. I am going to knock that expensive thermal oscillator off the shelf.” laser cat codes

I could input —the self-destruct. Or I could just let the cats do what cats do.

It started as a military accident. A deep-space telemetry array crashed into a solar farm next to a litter of newborn kittens. The radiation didn’t kill them; it wired them. Their eyes became capacitors. Their purring became a cooling system. By week six, they were dissolving lab equipment just by looking at it. End Log

They told me to stop calling them "laser cats." The official designation is Feline Aperture Retinal Projectors (FARP) . But when you’ve got a tabby named Toast who can shoot a coherent beam of light from his pupils and burn a hole through a titanium blast door, you call it a laser cat.

Chairman Meow’s eyes begin to glow. The last thing the rebel leader sees is a tiny, invisible infrared dot, and the sound of a very deep, very satisfied purr. I just point to the laser pointer dot on his chest

The rebels are outside. They want to steal the master codex to turn our own defense grid against us. I hear them cutting through the outer hull. My hand hovers over the keyboard.