Milky Cat Piss Verified -

Artisanal “Milky Cat Piss” (Suspected Leaking Whisker-Siphoned Brew) Rating: ⭐ (1 Star) / ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 Stars for Trauma)

I am talking about the mysterious puddle I discovered this morning seeping out of a knocked-over protein shaker cup that my cat, Bartholomew , has apparently claimed as his personal hydration station. milky cat piss

Let me be clear: I did not buy this. I did not brew this. I did not ask the universe for this specific olfactory nightmare. I did not ask the universe for this

I am buying a covered trash can. You have won this battle, but not the war. Also, please drink more water. This is concerning. Also, please drink more water

It smells like regret, but the cat won’t stop drinking it.

Would I recommend “Milky Cat Piss”? Absolutely not. It is a biohazard. It is the reason we can’t have nice rugs.