I’ve seen a man try to drink an entire 2-liter of Code Red through his eye socket because “that’s how the pros do it.” I’ve seen a National Guard unit get wiped out by a single chorus of “Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life” played through a stolen church organ.
And then I’ll detonate the 4,000 cans of unshaken Monster Energy I’ve wired to the drain. mlg virus
One of them spots me. He pulls out a foam finger. The finger is on fire. I’ve seen a man try to drink an