Jay and Gloria’s house. It is eerily quiet. A single, elegant skeleton made of real Italian marble sits on the porch. A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it.
The Dunphy living room. Orange and purple lights flash erratically. A fog machine is having a seizure in the corner. modern family halloween
(dressed as a grumpy retired sailor, which is just his normal clothes with a pipe): "I told Gloria, Halloween is for extortion. You put on a mask, you take the candy. End of list." Jay and Gloria’s house
(wearing a "Ghost of Future Technology" costume—i.e., a cardboard box covered in blinking LEDs and a smashed iPhone 6 around his neck): "Claire, relax. The theme is Sustainable Scares . The kids aren't just getting cavities; they're getting an education on e-waste." A bowl of organic, gluten-free candy corn sits next to it
(dressed as the Headless Horseman, except he put the pumpkin on the wrong shoulder and keeps bumping into doorframes): "Mitchell, the theme is Broadway Bloodbath . If the neighbors aren't weeping from the choreography of my 'Thriller' parody, we have failed as gay dads."