(to camera) Gloria said if I didn’t dress up this year, she’d make me go as “Grumpy Old Man.” Which is just… me in my regular clothes. So I compromised. I’m a pirate. No sword-fighting. No saying “arrr.” I’m a passive-aggressive pirate .
(putting a blanket on her) That’s the Halloween spirit, sweetie. modern family halloween folgen
Nope. We are doing Wizard of Oz . I’ll be the Cowardly Lion. You’ll be Dorothy. (to camera) Gloria said if I didn’t dress
(whispering) And this… is the Hallway of Shattered Dreams … where your own reflection shows you the person you could have been… No sword-fighting
Here’s a short story based on Modern Family ’s Halloween traditions, written as if it were a lost episode from Season 5. The One with the Crypt Kicker
Fine. You be the Tin Man. No singing. Just silent, metallic judgment. That’s basically you at a party anyway.
Say “modern family!”