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Pool Fun With Killjoy ✯

Killjoy Takes a Dip – Safely, Of Course “Listen, I didn’t say I’d swim. I said I’d supervise .” Killjoy shows up to the team pool party with floaties, a waterproof tablet, and a mini alarmbot shaped like a rubber duck. While Neon does cannonballs and Phoenix tries to heat the water, Killjoy has already calculated the optimal chlorine-to-pH ratio.

“Lane 3 has improper water circulation,” she announced, adjusting her goggles. “Also, the diving board’s spring coefficient is 12% below safety standards.” pool fun with killjoy

But here’s the secret: channel that energy. Bring waterproof cards. Time your breath-holding. Organize a competitive pool noodle jousting tournament with clearly defined rules and a bracket system. Killjoy Takes a Dip – Safely, Of Course