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Below is a feature piece for . Headline: New Study Finds That Staring at a Practice Test for 14 Hours Straight is ‘Technically’ a Form of Studying

“We took 200 anxious juniors, locked them in a windowless library with the faint smell of stale pizza, and forced them to cycle through the same 50 geometry problems until their eyes bled pixels,” said Dr. I.M. Fakingit, QuackPrep’s Chief Quackery Officer. “After 14 hours, they couldn’t tell you their own names, but they could tell you that the hypotenuse is, in fact, the long one. That’s a win in our book.” quackprep.org

QuackPrep’s Annual “Burnout Index” reveals that students who pay for 10,000 practice questions score 3% higher than students who just guess ‘C’ on everything. Below is a feature piece for

As "QuackPrep.org" implies a satirical or critical take on the test prep industry (mocking "cram school" culture and the over-commercialization of education), I have written an article in that distinct voice. Fakingit, QuackPrep’s Chief Quackery Officer

April 14, 2026