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(Close-up on clay collapsing on wheel – sound effect: sad trombone) Host: “I spent 6 hours failing at pottery so you don’t have to. But hobby #2? That one actually worked.” Original: “This recipe is super easy and healthy.” Issue: Abstract. Lifestyle audiences want specifics.

(Close-up on clay collapsing on wheel – sound effect: sad trombone) Host: “I spent 6 hours failing at pottery so you don’t have to. But hobby #2? That one actually worked.” Original: “This recipe is super easy and healthy.” Issue: Abstract. Lifestyle audiences want specifics.