Santander Lost My Card [cracked] -

Dear Santander,

Either way, please cancel that card and send another. This time, maybe attach an AirTag. santander lost my card

You recently informed me that my new card was on its way. I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog. Days passed. Nothing. Dear Santander, Either way, please cancel that card

Then I called you, and your agent said, and I quote: “We seem to have lost track of the card after dispatch.” I waited by the letterbox like a loyal dog

Lost track. Of a card. With my name on it. In 2026.

If you're looking for an interesting way to tell Santander that they lost your card (for example, if they mailed a replacement that never arrived, or they admitted to misplacing it internally), here’s a creative sample: The curious case of the card that never came

Yours in suspense, [Your Name]