The reply came before he could lower the phone.
He didn’t want to. But his feet moved anyway. Under the sink, behind the half-empty bleach and a rusted pipe wrench, was a manila envelope. Inside: photos of Leo at a bar he didn’t recognize, wearing a shirt he’d never owned, laughing with a woman whose face was scratched out. Also a key card to a hotel ten miles away, and a handwritten note: Room 412. You checked in Friday. You don’t remember Friday.
Then he stepped into the hallway, and the door clicked shut behind him. wake up motherf****r
Leo stood up. He pulled on jeans stiff with last week’s coffee. He slipped the key card into his pocket, the envelope under his arm. As he reached for the door handle, he caught his reflection in the smudged microwave door—bloodshot eyes, unshaven jaw, a face he barely recognized.
Here’s a story built around that phrase, with the expletive implied for impact rather than spelled out in full. Leo’s alarm didn’t go off. Not because it failed, but because he’d smashed it three weeks ago. That was the night he stopped sleeping in his bed. Now he slept on the floor of his studio apartment, wrapped in a duvet that smelled of instant ramen and regret, with the TV playing infomercials on loop. The reply came before he could lower the phone
He typed back: Who is this?
Leo sat up, heart jackhammering. He checked the door’s chain lock—still in place. Peeked through the peephole. Empty hallway, flickering fluorescent light. Under the sink, behind the half-empty bleach and
He whispered to himself: “Wake up, motherfucker.”