The Double Ing method says:
Now go. Find a glass surface. Don't buy anything. Lick it with your eyes. That is your entertainment for the day. And that is more than enough. window licking double dicking
Let us redefine the term. Window licking is not a crime of compulsion. It is an art of longing. In an age of instant gratification—where we can own the shoes, the vacation, the aesthetic in three clicks—window licking is the final, rebellious form of desire without digestion. The Double Ing method says: Now go
The Double Ing: A Window-Licking Manifesto for the Modern Idler Lick it with your eyes
Then, when you truly live (taking a bath, folding laundry, staring at a ceiling), do not try to entertain yourself through it. Let it be boring. Boredom is the glass. And in that glass, you will see your own reflection more clearly than any screen can show you.