(Looks up, deadpan) I call dibs on the prettiest one.
Sheldon picks up a fork and begins, with surgical precision, to separate the sausages. He creates a one-centimeter gap between each link. young sheldon s01e04 bdmv
(Turning back) For the record, the structural integrity of that sausage was a four. At best. (Looks up, deadpan) I call dibs on the prettiest one
(V.O.) For most people, breakfast is a meal. For me, it is a logistics problem. And on this particular Tuesday, the variables were deeply, deeply flawed. (Turning back) For the record, the structural integrity
(To himself) Thirty-seven. Thirty-eight. The lack of milk introduces a desirable auditory crunch feedback loop. The sausages can keep their chaos.
That is a false dichotomy. My third choice is to establish a new sausage-based economic model. I propose we grade each link on a scale of one to ten for char, curvature, and structural integrity. Then, we redistribute based on merit.