He hit . The CPU fan roared. The hard drive chattered like a rattlesnake. Sheldon leaned back, folding his arms. As the progress bar ticked from 0% to 100%, he watched Feynman’s grainy face smooth out, the pixels organizing themselves into a coherent, watchable stream.

The glow of the computer monitor washed over Sheldon Cooper’s face, turning his freckles into pale constellations. In the darkened home office of East Texas Tech, the eleven-year-old prodigy was not solving string theory. He was wrestling with a demon far more insidious:

“The problem is compression,” Sheldon whispered to the ceiling. “MPEG-2 is obsolete. H.264 is the standard, but it’s patent-encumbered, proprietary, and frankly, morally offensive to a young libertarian like myself.”