Fine. I’ll build a model of a black hole. It’s theologically neutral—everything eventually gets sucked into it. Much like my will to live in Texas.
(Pauses the tape) You’re gonna pressure-wash your way to a down payment on a trailer?
She slams her locker. The sound is perfectly mixed in 5.1 surround—metallic, definitive, heartbreaking.
Sheldon, Pastor Jeff wants to know if you’re coming to the youth group’s “God’s Creation Science Fair.”
