...and please, Lord, keep Sheldon safe. He doesn’t know how to do laundry or make friends or tell time on an analog clock. Amen.
What’s the matter with the Moon Pie? He hasn’t said a word about string theory in six hours.
The Hipster blinks.
The church basement has a relative humidity of 68% and a known feral cat problem. I’ll take my chances in the rubble.
My truck is not an anchor! It’s an ’84 Ford F-150! young sheldon s06e01 h264
INT. CHURCH BASEMENT - DAY Cots. The smell of damp bibles and coffee. Meemaw is holding a chihuahua that isn’t hers. Pastor Jeff hands out sandwiches.
INT. COOPER HOUSE - MORNING The living room is a disaster. The roof is partially gone. Mary is pulling a picture of Jesus from the mud. Missy is wrapped in a blanket, staring at nothing. George Sr. is on the phone, his face grey. Georgie is trying to bail water with a bucket that has a hole in it. What’s the matter with the Moon Pie
He’s gonna get murdered in that dorm.